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«One new discovery involves discarded iPhones. B.L.U.F.F. scientists, working through a federal grant to the Foundation for a Better Tomorrow, have made startling discoveries while conducting experiments on and analysis of discarded iPhones. One such discovery sent chills through the SMN Community.
 
Of more than 1,500 discarded iPhones studied at B.L.U.F.F. Labs in Safford, AZ, it has been verified that the presence of masturbation particulates and seminal residues have been found on 99.7% of them. This includes dna particles, flaked skin from genital rubbing, and dried vaginal juices as female self rapists frig their slices and touch their iphones without washing.»